Everyone has a conscience.Let's check the price tag.

Nothing dramatic here. No heists, no villains. Just seven tiny everyday temptations: a fake five-star review, a sponsored 'I love it' for a candle you hate, a jersey from the team you can't stand. We name a price, you say yes or no, and we keep haggling until we find your number.

3 minutes7 tiny temptationsNobody gets hurt

Your conscience, itemised

Saying things you don't mean, small perks and loyalty to your people. For each temptation we raise or lower the offer until you switch, then add up your prices into one total. It's a price list, not a verdict: there are no wrong answers, only funny ones.

Everything's NegotiableYour conscience has a happy hour.

Friendly HagglerYour principles are firm. Your prices are friendly.

Flexible AngelA halo, slightly tilted.

Premium PrinciplesNot for sale. Well, not at these prices.

Saint with ReceiptsYou'd return the extra change and ask for a receipt.